Well then LET me be Honest!

Why oh why does it have to be so hard to be an honest customer? Bionic Commando was released Tuesday and had it been a console game, I probably could have bought it the moment the store opened. Since it's a PC release though it gets to the warehouse Tuesday, shipped on Wednesday, received on Thursday, looked at on Friday and Saturday you'll be able to pre-order it for Sunday.

I could have downloaded this game over a week ago for the love of torrents, hell I'd probably have beaten the game by now. Seriously! What's the freaking hold-up, do you not want my money? Is it such a long journey to that small cubby-hole in the back corner next to the copies of Barbie Horse Avenger, Shiny Marble-Tac-Toe and Junk and Crap Click 2009? Peel your pork-loins away from the God of War slap fight and earn that minimum wage, chump!

Update: Apparently the game has been cancelled as a retail release (at least in North America) and the only way to purchase it other than importing will be on Steam. Ok, guess I'm the asshole then.

Second Update: Never ever listen to a minimum wager who hasn't seen their own feet since age ten, Bionic Commando is in North America and can be purchased in stores. On a plus side, buying Bionic Commando and Bionic Commando Rearmed on Steam was less money than the retail copy.
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